TOP Nigerian Artists and the kind of student they would make -

TOP Nigerian Artists and the kind of student they would make





Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our
musicians in the music industry and judge, with

their ways of life, the kind of students they


would have made in school.


TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and


beat boxer in the class.


KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but


handsome kid that senior girls take as school




REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and


took the first position by surprise within some




OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of


the year party for not given the first position.


MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in


school and had the highest score, now all eyes


on him.


P-SQUARE – The twin brothers always


causing trouble in the class.


B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has the


opportunity to see question papers before exams,


most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up


carrying last after term exams.


DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father,


flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the


class room everyday


PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to


school once & never showed up again.


YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back


inside class discussing which girl to toast next.


WIZKID – So obsessed with girls in the class,


almost all girls are crushing on him.


VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he


shows up in school once in a month.


SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and


gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able


to afford snacks during break.


MI – The genius that’s always excelling in


English subjects, he motivates people to pass.


DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a


lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a




ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but


bags awards for the school.


KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the




TIWA SAVAGE – Bad Love Peddler and twerks


in front of the class even though she has a


boyfriend in the other class.


TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for.


Always busy with his dancing crew and never


comes for classes.


PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and


caught almost everyday smoking weed inside


school farm.


YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his


always With her boys Friend (Johnny).


SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn


clothes, but has a sharp mouth.


REMINISCE – One of the most wanted


gangsters in the class. Always talking about


broken bottles but never broke one.


VIKTOH – A failure, so dumb gets


zero in every exam.


BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly


passes examinations.


SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even


though he moves with the biggest and most


brilliant boys.


KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very


brilliant guy in the class.


FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports


field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to




CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but


always passing exams without reading.


IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows


his chest to impress girls.


FAITHEE : gentle rude boy always talking about his too much


money but cant afford to feel a car with enough petrol. seating at back desk with gangsters but


always finding his way to with good grades every semester.


Blackface: that poor students that claims to be


the most brilliant but always at the bottom of the


Knowledge – Always feels himself but ends up bringing bole&fish with tombo in his launch box.


EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her


schoolbag, no girl messes with her.


TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to




LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but


very vulgar and hell of a late comer.


D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he


knows it all & never bring books to class.


9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer


and likes to fantasize, wants to join school


politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school


Humblesmiths –  Always in school early, broke but still buys more than everyone during break.


DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude


to her seniors, very disrespectful.


ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy,


has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.


PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be


heard when talking


YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study


books, very unserious and unstable, but has


better grades than the serious ones.


2FACE : The One that impregnated most of


all the female students……


Falz – One confused village boy, always


speaking rubbish grammar in school but still


passes English language exams.


VIC O – The most hated student in the school,


yet he doesn’t send anyone, he goes about


failing and factorizing pride out of his failures.


Chidinma: Shortest girl in class, always passing
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her boundary and moves with the baddest guys.


SKIBII – That cunning student that pretends to


faint once the teacher tears him a stroke of cane.


ASA – Very brilliant and modest girl who many


don’t appreciate


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