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TOP Nigerian Artists and the kind of student they would make


 

 

 

 

Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our
musicians in the music industry and judge, with


their ways of life, the kind of students they

 

would have made in school.

 

TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and

 

beat boxer in the class.

 

KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but

 

handsome kid that senior girls take as school

 

son.

 

REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and

 

took the first position by surprise within some

 

months.

 

OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of

 

the year party for not given the first position.

 

MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in

 

school and had the highest score, now all eyes

 

on him.

 

P-SQUARE – The twin brothers always

 

causing trouble in the class.

 

B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has the

 

opportunity to see question papers before exams,

 

most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up

 

carrying last after term exams.

 

DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father,

 

flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the

 

class room everyday

 

PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to

 

school once & never showed up again.

 

YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back

 

inside class discussing which girl to toast next.

 

WIZKID – So obsessed with girls in the class,

 

almost all girls are crushing on him.

 

VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he

 

shows up in school once in a month.

 

SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and

 

gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able

 

to afford snacks during break.

 

MI – The genius that’s always excelling in

 

English subjects, he motivates people to pass.

 

DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a

 

lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a

 

bully.

 

ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but

 

bags awards for the school.

 

KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the

 

chalkboard.

 

TIWA SAVAGE – Bad Love Peddler and twerks

 

in front of the class even though she has a

 

boyfriend in the other class.

 

TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for.

 

Always busy with his dancing crew and never

 

comes for classes.

 

PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and

 

caught almost everyday smoking weed inside

 

school farm.

 

YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his

 

always With her boys Friend (Johnny).

 

SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn

 

clothes, but has a sharp mouth.

 

REMINISCE – One of the most wanted

 

gangsters in the class. Always talking about

 

broken bottles but never broke one.

 

VIKTOH – A failure, so dumb gets

 

zero in every exam.

 

BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly

 

passes examinations.

 

SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even

 

though he moves with the biggest and most

 

brilliant boys.

 

KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very

 

brilliant guy in the class.

 

FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports

 

field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to

 

himself.

 

CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but

 

always passing exams without reading.

 

IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows

 

his chest to impress girls.

 

FAITHEE : gentle rude boy always talking about his too much

 

money but cant afford to feel a car with enough petrol. seating at back desk with gangsters but

 

always finding his way to with good grades every semester.

 

Blackface: that poor students that claims to be

 

the most brilliant but always at the bottom of the

 

class.
Knowledge – Always feels himself but ends up bringing bole&fish with tombo in his launch box.

 

EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her

 

schoolbag, no girl messes with her.

 

TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to

 

speak.

 

LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but

 

very vulgar and hell of a late comer.

 

D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he

 

knows it all & never bring books to class.

 

9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer

 

and likes to fantasize, wants to join school

 

politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school

 

Humblesmiths –  Always in school early, broke but still buys more than everyone during break.

 

DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude

 

to her seniors, very disrespectful.

 

ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy,

 

has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.

 

PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be

 

heard when talking

 

YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study

 

books, very unserious and unstable, but has

 

better grades than the serious ones.

 

2FACE : The One that impregnated most of

 

all the female students……

 

Falz – One confused village boy, always

 

speaking rubbish grammar in school but still

 

passes English language exams.

 

VIC O – The most hated student in the school,

 

yet he doesn’t send anyone, he goes about

 

failing and factorizing pride out of his failures.
 

 

Chidinma: Shortest girl in class, always passing
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her boundary and moves with the baddest guys.

 

SKIBII – That cunning student that pretends to

 

faint once the teacher tears him a stroke of cane.

 

ASA – Very brilliant and modest girl who many

 

don’t appreciate

 

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